衝撃！
与作は木を切っていなかった。
(2002/02/01)

＊印各社、「毒印乳業」「嘘印
食品」に、それぞれ社名変更。
(2002/02/01)

路上でシスプリを売っていた男、
軽犯罪法違反で逮捕。
（2002/01/15）

東シナ海の不審船から、
大量の同人誌を発見。
（2001/12/30）

敬宮愛子様、血液型は
ＲＨマイナス
（2001/12/29）

ビン・ラディン氏、ホモ疑惑発覚!?
（2001/11/30）

Although the first encounter was common 
Whenever it meets, it is ********** from whom [ past ]. 
Translation of such a feeling Although it cannot say well 
Love of fate People will call. 
If I close eye. We are together.
No less than this room is lonely - It's my only destiny.

I want to meet Love Love Love - But
I cannot meet Love Love Love - Tonight 
The violent emotion which overflows freely cannot be stopped. 
Therefore, Love Love Love I want to meet. 
However, Love Love Love I cannot meet. 
It can already return and there is nothing an end. This is the last truth. 

When thinking of someone It is to become painful. 
Old himself It collapses one after another and is **. 
Opposite to a pause Touch involved in 
By the power which is not in sight It can draw near. 
To not elude eyes. It got used to two persons. 
Beat of that night He does not forget - It's my last destiny.

I want to meet Love Love Love - But
I cannot meet Love Love Love - Tonight 
It is shaking at the storm more intense than the rain which strikes a window. 
I cannot meet Love Love Love Love 
It is Love Love Love Love more. It overflow. 
It may be burned out. This is the last truth. 

It's wonderful. There are the night which thinks of him and is moved to tears. 
completely -- Love Song....

Therefore, Love Love Love I want to meet. 
However, Love Love Love It cannot meet. 
It can already return and there is nothing an end. This is the last truth.

The source：Love Destiny(Yui Horie)

御存知だと思いますが、このニュースは嘘っぱちです。
英文も適当です。木の写真もフランスのものです。